I don't blame you Plum; that thing looks like it's the size of a well fed locust!!
My Aunt Kathy's dog Kelsey eats bees, and then her face swells up and she gets laughed at. Auntie Kathy keeps telling her it's a really bad idea, but Kelsey keeps eating them anyway. You are far more sensible, and that is why you are my friend, even though you are a dog…. and you love water in a way that defy's logic.
Dear Plum, I have to admit to being slightly disappointed in you. It's perfectly simple. You watch the insect going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round until you're dizzy and then you SNAP! Then you leave the room in honourable defeat. Oh James's book James's book! Perhaps you're right, it's too adulty for children and too childreny for adults. Novel, or picture book? It makes us happy, and perhaps that's enough. love, Katie x
Dear Katie, I used to do that but once I got stung and it HURT. So I'm not going to do it again. I am going to avoid those nasty vicious things. Love Plum
I don't blame you Plum; that thing looks like it's the size of a well fed locust!!
ReplyDeleteMy Aunt Kathy's dog Kelsey eats bees, and then her face swells up and she gets laughed at. Auntie Kathy keeps telling her it's a really bad idea, but Kelsey keeps eating them anyway. You are far more sensible, and that is why you are my friend, even though you are a dog…. and you love water in a way that defy's logic.
Love,
Gracie, and Meaghan
You understand me perfectly, Gracie. Thank you. It's such a relief to be on the same wavelength. Cats are so clever. I wish you were here.
DeleteLove Plum
Dear Plum,
ReplyDeleteI have to admit to being slightly disappointed in you. It's perfectly simple. You watch the insect going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round until you're dizzy and then you SNAP! Then you leave the room in honourable defeat.
Oh James's book James's book! Perhaps you're right, it's too adulty for children and too childreny for adults. Novel, or picture book? It makes us happy, and perhaps that's enough. love, Katie x
Dear Katie,
ReplyDeleteI used to do that but once I got stung and it HURT. So I'm not going to do it again. I am going to avoid those nasty vicious things.
Love Plum