Dear Plum, Let me advise you here. The bare minimum in these cases, such as when the owner comes home while one is halfway through lunch, is a single wave of the tail. It's polite, and a good insurance policy too. You eyes in the last post were obviously so beautiful and searing we were all too hypnotized to leave any comments! Either that or everyone else is one holiday. In case they're not back yet, let me hold the floor a moment longer to say thank you for your recent offer of a job as your lady-in-waiting. Sadly though waiting is not my strong point. If required to do so for anything, that is when I give my single sudden loud SQUEAK! Which would rather disrupt the grace of your court. love, Katie
Dear Plum,
ReplyDeleteLet me advise you here. The bare minimum in these cases, such as when the owner comes home while one is halfway through lunch, is a single wave of the tail. It's polite, and a good insurance policy too.
You eyes in the last post were obviously so beautiful and searing we were all too hypnotized to leave any comments! Either that or everyone else is one holiday. In case they're not back yet, let me hold the floor a moment longer to say thank you for your recent offer of a job as your lady-in-waiting. Sadly though waiting is not my strong point. If required to do so for anything, that is when I give my single sudden loud SQUEAK! Which would rather disrupt the grace of your court. love, Katie