Sunday, 8 March 2015

Hair Dressing


  1. Plum, I am sure you look very beautiful. Lambs have very lovely fleece wool and it is very nice to feel. I should think you would get lots of hugs!
    xoxo, Vicki, Bailey, & Tulip

    1. Dear Vicki, Bailey and Tulip,
      You are right, of course. I do look beautiful but it has occasioned much unwarranted PDAs (public displays of affection) from people I hardly know… which, in fact, I LOVE.
      Hugs from Plum xxx

  2. Dear Plum,
    At least you got on the table for once.
    In answer to your question, I'm still finding it hard to communicate with the Sameroyds. We seem to speak different dialects of ESP. While I speak to them in Extra Splenetic Petulance (yelling and screaming "GET OUT OF MY ROAD!"), they reply with Extremely Sympathetic Perplexity. That is, they just look at me as if I'm mad. Which I'm not, am I?
    love, Katie x

    1. Dear Katie,
      I don't think you are mad, but I am not an expert. It sounds as though the Sameroyds are behaving in a rather superior and patronising manner. Perhaps it would be more effective to pretend you haven't seen them. That would give them something to think about.
      Love from Plum x

  3. Dear Plum,
    I think you look just fine. You don't have to worry about looking like a spring lamb until you see Emma furtively adding mint jelly to her shopping list. (Cat humour) :-)
    My Mum keeps threatening to beat my bum and shave me bald when I do something she calls "bad". I don't know what she is talking about; I am "bad" (whatever That is) on a daily basis and yet I am still gloriously fluffy and beautiful. Humans are a strange species.

    Love, Gracie

    P.S. Sorry I haven't talked to you recently, my secretary has been busy, and I don't type.

  4. Dear Gracie,
    It's growing out already, thank goodness. But last week she cut my sister, Liffey's hair too. I think she enjoyed it - Emma, I mean. Liffey definitely didn't and now it's suddenly got cold again so I expect she's shivering a bit. Have you got fluffy and beautiful orange hair? I wish I did.

    Love from Plum xx

    1. I am a cognac colour with brown spots on my body, and rings around my tail. I also have very green eyes, and I am called an Ocicat because I look like an Ocelot, but with a much better disposition.
      My Mum had an Ocelot kitten for a little while when she was a teenager and lived in Costa Rica. It was found injured and they took care of it until they could find a home for it. My Mum was the only person who could feed it without it trying to take a bite out of a hand as well. I am much more gracious, I only bite by accident because I have very long fangs and sometimes they get caught on my Mums fingers.
      Please pass along my condolences to Liffey, a bad hair cut can be very demoralizing I hear.

      Gracie xx