Here are some of the daily doings of Plum and her owner.
I ADORE this!
Maybe you should go in search of your Pedugree, Plum. I wonder where you might find one?
Dear Plum, that Milly may be a pedigree, but I think she is very rude. A pedigree is just a piece of paper with a family tree. I am a pedigree golden retriever and so were my parents and their parents and you can see that we were all golden and bouncy and kind. That's great, but sometimes I wish my family was a bit more exciting. It would be great to know my great grandfather was a scottish collie, or a dainty italian greyhound, or that my great great grandmother was a poodle who fell in love with a border terrier. Noone is like you, Plum - how exciting!I think Milly should be called silly Millie. She should be proud to meet a mellow mongrel like yourself - I would be proud to be your friend. Tell her your pedigree is absolutely unique, and see if she speaks to you then...